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The tenets of LaVeyan Satanism. Written by Anton LeVey in 1967.

1. Do not give opinion or advice unless you are asked.
2. Do not tell your troubles to others unless you are sure they want to hear them.
3. When in another's lair, show him respect or else do not go there.
4. If a guest in your lair annoys you, treat him cruelly and without mercy.
5. Do not make sexual advances unless you are given the mating signal.
6. Do not take that which does not belong to you unless it is a burden to the other person and he cries out to be relieved.
7. Acknowledge the power of magic if you have employed it successfully to obtain your desires. If you deny the power of magic after having called upon it with success, you will lose all you have obtained.
8. Do not complain about anything to which you need not subject yourself.
   
9. Do not harm little children.
10. Do not kill non-human animals unless attacked or for your food.
11. When walking in open territory, bother no one. If someone bothers you, ask him to stop. If he does not stop, destroy him.

The Ten Commandments

1. You shall have no other Gods but me. (see. whoever dictated this stuff.)
   
2. You shall not make for yourself any idol, nor bow down to it or worship it. (why not?)
   
3. You shall not misuse the name of the Lord your God. (coz...??)
   
4. You shall remember and keep the Sabbath day holy. (because....??)
   
5. Respect your father and mother.
6. You must not kill.
7. You must not commit adultery.
8. You must not steal.
9. You must not give false evidence against your neighbor.
10. You must not be envious of your neighbor's goods. You shall not be envious of his house nor his wife, nor anything that belongs to your neighbor. (this is sooo natural for us. omg we're still humans. we're not god. give me ONE person in the world who has never disobeyed these commandments.i shall bow down to him!!! this is just SURREAL. surreal i tell ya.)
    

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